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The Latest Jokes - Page 248
why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to his flatmate.
Doctor, Doctor i've got 59 seconds to live... just a minuite.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in-tents.
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
What is the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance companies.
A newspaper was holding a pun contest. A man sent in ten of his puns and hoped that one would get in. Sadly, no pun in-ten-did
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!
Buzz off
What do you call a man under a car? Tired!
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand.
The hot dog vendor says "what'll it be"
The monk says "Make me one with everything"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A cylon walks into a bar. No one notices. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 67.2241% The joke's popularity is: 3.476
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