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The Latest Jokes - Page 249
What did the grape say when an elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
what's the difference between a man and a monkey...not a lot really!
Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door? He strained himself.
two men were driving through the country when suddenly the man driving pointed out an area in a nearby field and said "that's where I first made love...it was beautiful. We were completely mad for each other and it lasted for hours, but then her mother showed up..." his friend quickly replied "oh no, what did she say"..."baaaaa"
two drunk men walk together, says one to the other, hey let me walk in the middle for a change
what did the scarve say to the hat? you hang around i'll go on ahead
A Smurf walks into a bar. The bartender asks....why so blue?
i am so smart i am so smart s-m-r-t i mean s-m-a-r-t - Homer simpson
What do you call a cold dog? A pupsicle
When I was in Catholic School I had the hots for sister Mary Elephant. But I knew I wouldn't get nun.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a blonde went to the airport and seen a sign that said airport left, so she went home Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 79.7799% The joke's popularity is: 4.862
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