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The Latest Jokes - Page 250
you are so dumb you fell over a cordless telephones wire. XD
how does bob marley like his doughnuts?
with jammin!
Dirty joke: Johnny fell into the mud
Clean joke: Johnny took a bath with bubbles
Dirty joke: Bubbles was a girl
A man dies and goes to heaven, on reaching the pearly gates, he is greeted by Saint Peter, and taken on a grand tour. The first room they come to is filled from top to bottom with clocks: big clocks, small clocks, every kind of clock imaginable. The man looks around in wonderment and asks "what is this room?" and St. Peter replies "this is where we keep track of every lie a person tells, every person has their own clock, and soon, their time runs out". Fascinated, the man looks at every clock he can see, sometimes recognizing those of his friends or famous people, but looking up at the ceiling notices one clock spinning at a colossal rate. "Who's is THAT??" the man asks and St. Peter replies "that's ol' Bill Clinton's clock, we stuck it up there to use as a ceiling fan"
Two eggs, a piece of bacon and a bagel walk into a bar. The bagel says, "I'd like to buy my friends here a drink." The bartender said, "I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve breakfast."
Chickens cross the road, Nuns cross themselves.
two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. one of them was a salted.
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Snow white and the seven dwarfs were in a hottub feeling Happy. So he got out.
why did the fly fly? because the spider spied her.
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