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The Latest Jokes - Page 26
what's black and white and red all over? a newspaper.
Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think the second would have ducked.
knock knock. who's there? i'm a pile up. im a pile up who?
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it is a hardware problem.
I'm a hard act to follow: When I'm finished, I take the microphone with me!
Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf she got for Christmas because it was too tight?
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
NOBODY
NOBODY WHO?
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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
Why couldnt the pirate get into the movie? because it was rated RRR
Three men were shipwrecked on an island, ten miles from shore. There was a smart one, a normal one, and a doofus. The smart one tried to swim first. He was a weakling, however, and only swam 1 mile before he got tired and swam back. The normal one tried next, and managed to swim 3 miles before getting tired and heading back. The doofus, however, managed to swim 9 miles, and saw the shore in the distance. "But wait, I'm getting tired" he said. Guess I'll head back."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: why did the fly fly? because the spider spied her. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 56.7919% The joke's popularity is: 4.840
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