|
|
The Latest Jokes - Page 251
what is pink and fluffy? pink fluff. What is blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath!!
how do you make soup gold?
add 14 carrots
two skunks get married and have two skunk children. The father skunk cant handle his new family so he leaves them. the mother skunk only had enouph money to get a two skunk tree so she made a plan. she named the first skunk IN and the other skunk OUT and while IN was in OUT was out and while OUT was in IN was OUT and they rotated every 6 hours. One day while OUT was in and IN was out it was time to switch so the mother went out to get IN but he was nowere to be found. The mother skunk searched everywhere and couldnt find IN so she sent OUT to find him. OUT went straight to were IN was and brought him home. The mother skunk asked how OUT found IN so fast and OUT replied INstinks
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
A pirate walks into a bar. He takes a seat and orders his drink from the bartender. An inquisitive man looks him over, noticing his peg leg, hook hand, eye patch, and trusty parrot seated on his shoulder. The stranger says to the pirate "wow! A real pirate! How'd you get that peg leg?". The pirate responds "a mighty cannonball, blew it off". The stranger, amazed falls silent, but in a moment asks another question "and what of the hook hand?". The pirate answers "Lost it in a duel with another rogue pirate!" the stranger again amazed, notices the eye patch and asks one more question "How did you come by the eye patch" the pirate sighs and replies "My d*mn parrot flew overhead and pooped in me eye!" The stranger, a bit confused, asked "and THAT blinded you?" the pirate laughed and said "Nay sir, but it was me first day with the new hook"
It's green and it comes fastly down a mountain. A skiwi!
What do you call a fat, gray animal who like to read? A Dorkapotamus!
im one of the only people who have written more books then they have read
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
what black, white, and red all over?
A zebra with chicken pox
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I am a lifelong urbanite whose nearest claim to a “wilderness adventure” involves running away from a couple of overly aggressive and possibly rabid squirrels. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 45.7265% The joke's popularity is: 3.971
How does this site work? |
 |