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The Latest Jokes - Page 254
a nudist said to a nudist waiter will a fiver cover it
you fight like a cow. how fitting you fight like a dairy farmer
what do you call a chicken in a shell suit? an egg!
If only mammals make milk, and coconuts make milk, are coconuts mammals?
person 1: Do you smoke?
person 2: Not unless my hair's on fire
whats the difference between a puppy and a turkey? i don't want to go to your house for thanksgiving!
How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 2 but its really hard to get them in there.
Why did the ex-husband run across the road?
Because his ex-wifes lawyers were chasing him
why did the chicken cross the road ? to show his girlfriend he had guts
How do you know a singer's at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 40.9639% The joke's popularity is: 4.919
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