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The Latest Jokes - Page 254
a nudist said to a nudist waiter will a fiver cover it
you fight like a cow. how fitting you fight like a dairy farmer
what do you call a chicken in a shell suit? an egg!
If only mammals make milk, and coconuts make milk, are coconuts mammals?
person 1: Do you smoke?
person 2: Not unless my hair's on fire
whats the difference between a puppy and a turkey? i don't want to go to your house for thanksgiving!
How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 2 but its really hard to get them in there.
Why did the ex-husband run across the road?
Because his ex-wifes lawyers were chasing him
why did the chicken cross the road ? to show his girlfriend he had guts
How do you know a singer's at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 70.6161% The joke's popularity is: 2.625
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