The Latest Jokes - Page 257

 

captain kirk has 3 ears, a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier
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How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None- it turned itself in.
    100.0% funny

 

Did you hear about the guy at the upholstry factory? I hear he's completely recovered.
    25.0% funny

 

It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
    100.0% funny

 

Where do milkshakes come from? EXCITED COWS!
    55.7% funny

 

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
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What do you call a load full of buffalo? A buffaload!
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Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone!
    100.0% funny

 

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? "Whats a lightbuld?"
    93.8% funny

 

why do giraffes have long necks? because they have stinky feet
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