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The Latest Jokes - Page 257
captain kirk has 3 ears, a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None- it turned itself in.
Did you hear about the guy at the upholstry factory? I hear he's completely recovered.
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Where do milkshakes come from?
EXCITED COWS!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a load full of buffalo? A buffaload!
Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Whats a lightbuld?"
why do giraffes have long necks? because they have stinky feet
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A mans son was nearly 16, and the man asked what he wanted for his birthday. "Maybe a car?" "No," replied the son. "I want a plastic parrot." It was an odd request, but the man bought a plastic parrot and gave it to his son. The next day, it was gone. The father decided not to ask about it. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. "Well, dad...I want an armful of plastic parrots. The father agreed, and bought and bought an armful of platic parrots. The next day, they were gone. The father wanted to know what his son had done witht them, but he decided not to ask. The next year, the father asked what the son wanted for his 18th birthday. The son respoded, "Well, dad, what I really want is a room filled with plastic parrots." The father groaned, but filled his sons room with plastic parrots. The next day they were gone. He didn't ask. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his 19th birthday. "Well, I was thinking, and...I want an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots." "Not plastic parrots again!" "Please, dad. It's what I want." The father bought an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots for his son. The next day, they were gone. Later that month, the fathers son was hit by a car. He would die. The father went to his son on his deathbed, and asked, "Son, this is probably a bad time, but I must know. What were you doing with those plastic parrots?" "Well, dad...If you Buy me a single plastic parrot, I'll tell you." The father rushed out to the nearest gift shop, bought a plastic parrot, and brought it back to his son. The son looked at the plastic parrot and smiled. "Well, dad...What I was doing with the plastic parrots...I was-" And then he died. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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