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The Latest Jokes - Page 260
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
answer: cottage cheese
why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks? because they are a little meteor
With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
i have no idea
How many second violins does it take to change a light bulb.
None. They can't get up that high.
I don't use watches, i tell time by the sun... Son what time is it?
I was talking to a co-worker about concerts coming to Rochester. She said that Deaf Leopard was coming and she wanted to see it but she could not remember who was opening. I said that it was Blind Panther.
and woman and a man get in an argument and stop talking. when the woman comes to bed that night, the man is already asleep and there is a note sitting on her side of the bed that reads, "i have an early meeting, wake me up at 6:00 a.m." the man awakes in the morning and looks at the clock and sees it is well past 9:00 a.m. he's about ready to go yell at the wife when he discovers a piece of paper on his chest that reads, "its 6:00, get up."
how many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? the number's too obscure, you probably haven't heard of it.
President Bush is having a meeting with his advisors on the Iraq war. At the end of the meeting Bush asks "So guys how many soldiers lost their lives today in Iraq" his advisors look at a few pieces of paper and then give him the answer - "well sir only 3 brazilian soldiers died today" Bush has an extreme reaction and starts crying, pounding his fists into the desk and screaming "oh god, nooooo". His advisors are quite perturbed by his reaction, until he finally looks up at them and says "exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was a blonde, red head, and brunette. They were arguing over who had accomplished more. The brunette said well we were the first to walk on the moon. The red head said well we will be the fist to walk on mars. The blonde smiled and said we will easily top that. She said we will be the first on the sun. The others laughed and said the sun is too hot it will burn you alive. The blonde said duh thats why we will go at night. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3475% The joke's popularity is: 3.671
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