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The Latest Jokes - Page 27
your so stupid, you missed the 66 train and took 33 twice!
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer
knock knock... whos there? orange. orange who? Orange you glad we're friends?
my dog does not have a nose'
how does he smell?
awful
My ex-wife and I were happy for over twenty years . . . and then we met!
Yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped she got stuck
how does a racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder
They say there is estrogen & anti- depressants in L.A.'s tap water. So that means my son will have huge breasts......but not really care about it!
Did you hear they canceled CSI West Virginia? There were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man walked in and told me that he had found the perfect woman! He said, "she talks like my mother, she acts like my mother, and looks like my mother!" He said he brought her home and her father hates her Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 74.1880% The joke's popularity is: 5.068
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