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The Latest Jokes - Page 27
your so stupid, you missed the 66 train and took 33 twice!
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer
knock knock... whos there? orange. orange who? Orange you glad we're friends?
my dog does not have a nose'
how does he smell?
awful
My ex-wife and I were happy for over twenty years . . . and then we met!
Yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped she got stuck
how does a racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder
They say there is estrogen & anti- depressants in L.A.'s tap water. So that means my son will have huge breasts......but not really care about it!
Did you hear they canceled CSI West Virginia? There were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 31.8841% The joke's popularity is: 1.839
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