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The Latest Jokes - Page 263
What did the adult rose say to the baby rose?
hello bud
what's the favorite pizza topping of pirates?...pep-arrrrrrrrr-oni!
Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the
congregation's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business. Several members were unappreciative of her
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck
parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She
commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there
would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
walked away. He didn't explain, defend or deny; he said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
Sarah's house and left it there ... all night.
what is black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? three skunks fighting over a pickle
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
If you eat pasta and antipasta, are you still hungry?
All the men in the world went into a pub. A man shouted "drinks all round".
Time heals all wounds, but why wait when there's beer?
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed
away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her
shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can't take that chance
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Buff.
Buff who?
Buffalo
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