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The Latest Jokes - Page 265
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded" I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."
Three times I've been mistaken for Robert Redford. Each time by a blind person.
Three college kids walk into a bar and they all order a beer. The bartender asked them what brand and the first college kid said a samuel adams, the second said a heinekin and the third said a water. The bartender looks at him and asks, "I thought you were ordering a beer." The third college kid replied, "I was until I noticed these guys were only ordering water as well."
Why did the monkey get lost?
Cos da Jungle is Massive!
what do you get if you throw a penguin in the sea? a wet penguin
Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you aware that this joke is so dumb and overuse that no one laughs at it anymore?
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.
If i was in school, I would take all my tests in a restaurant because the customer is always right.
An economist, a logician, and a mathematician are on a train crossing the border into Scotland. They look out the train and see a cow facing parallel to the train with brown spots. The economists says "look, they have brown cows here in Scotland." The logician quickly responds, "no, they have at least one brown cow here in Scotland." Finally, the mathematician corrects both, saying "No; they have at least one cow here in scotland, at least one side of which is brown."
There is a brunette, a male blonde, and a female blonde standing near a phone. The brunette says "Watch and learn." She dials a random number. When the person on the other end answers, she says "I know where you live." The person can't sleep that night. The male blonde tries the same thing, but says "I know where you go to school." The person on the other end is an adult, but he still can't sleep that night. Then the female blonde tries and says into the reciever "I know your phone number."
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