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The Latest Jokes - Page 266
I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
what do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?
Russell!
Buddha walks to a hot dog vendor and tells the man to make him One with everything.
He gives the man a $20 to pay. After a while he asks about his change. The vendor says "Change must come from within."
why did the blonde jump off the building?
she wanted to see if her maxy pad had wings
What did the bird say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
"But I don't wanna!'
"Blah, blah, balh. would you like some cheese with that whine?"
What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo you idiot, cows can't talk!
Whats the similarity between The 6th Sense and Titanic?
Icy dead people
why did the emo chicken cross the road?
to get to kfc!
A battery walked up to a bag of chips and said I'm ever ready if your free to lay!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man walks into a bar, sits down and hears, "Hey, I like your shirt!" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone there, he asks the bartender if he heard who said this. The bartender says, "Oh that's just the peanuts, they are complimentery." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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