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The Latest Jokes - Page 267
WHY ARE THERE NO FROGS ON THE MOON,THEY CANT JUMP THAT HIGH
a blond was takeing a driving test an came to a stop sign and was siting there for five minutes finally the teacher said will you go and the blond replied i'm waiting for it to turn green
What do you get when you cross a brooke and a stream?
Wet feet
guy says to his wife "I'm going to make you the happiest wife in the world." The wife says in response "I'm going to miss you."
your dads so stupied he was sitting in atree and said he was branchmanager
whats brown and sounds like a bell? dung.
what is yellow, eats grass, and runs on wheels?
a bus! i lied about the grass.
why did your mom run outside during the winter with a spoon? someone said it's chilly outside
there once was a man named lou
who dreamt he was eating his shoe
he woke up one night
in a terrible fright
and found it was perfectly true
Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.8951% The joke's popularity is: 4.854
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