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WHY ARE THERE NO FROGS ON THE MOON,THEY CANT JUMP THAT HIGH
    83.7% funny

 

a blond was takeing a driving test an came to a stop sign and was siting there for five minutes finally the teacher said will you go and the blond replied i'm waiting for it to turn green
    70.6% funny

 

What do you get when you cross a brooke and a stream? Wet feet
    44.5% funny

 

guy says to his wife "I'm going to make you the happiest wife in the world." The wife says in response "I'm going to miss you."
    46.1% funny

 

your dads so stupied he was sitting in atree and said he was branchmanager
    0.0% funny

 

whats brown and sounds like a bell? dung.
    19.6% funny

 

what is yellow, eats grass, and runs on wheels? a bus! i lied about the grass.
    49.1% funny

 

why did your mom run outside during the winter with a spoon? someone said it's chilly outside
    7.9% funny

 

there once was a man named lou who dreamt he was eating his shoe he woke up one night in a terrible fright and found it was perfectly true
    46.9% funny

 

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
    56.0% funny

 

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What did two drums and a cymbal say when they fell off the cliff? bah dum crash

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