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The Latest Jokes - Page 270
Apparently I brag too much about Ohio.
One day I told somebody, "The first man on the moon was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the Earth was from Ohio. The first man is powered flight was from Ohio." "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio, he said.
did you hear about the farmer who died while drinking milk? the cow fell on him!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away (if you throw it hard enough)
A farmer crashes into his computer.
His wife calls tech support and says, "There's a farmer in the dell!"
why did the farmer feed his cow money?
to get green cheese!
What do you call Postman Pat when he loses his job?
Pat.
did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going to be executed. the guard took the brunette first and put her in front of the firing squad. the guard says "ready, aim.." when all of a sudden, she yells "EARTHQUAKE!" everyone gets confused and she escapes. the guard then takes the redhead and puts her in front of the firing squad. the guard says "ready, aim.."when all of a sudden she yells "TORNADO!" everyone looks around again and she also escapes. the angry guard takes the blonde, who figured out what to do and put her in front of the firing squad. the guard says "ready, aim.." when all of a sudden she yells "FIRE!"
how many boring men does it tkae to change a light bulb? one. . .
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