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The Latest Jokes - Page 28
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."
did you hear the one about the vaccuum? it sucked.
It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines.
What did the proton say when the electron asked im if he was sure? I'm positive!!!
what do you call two banana peels? a pair of slippers!
a potato walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food here!"
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
2 blondes see each other accross the river, one yells to the other.."Hey!, how do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "You're ON the other side!"
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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