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The Latest Jokes - Page 271
Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I''m sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she''d want to," the husband said. "She''d be so much thinner."
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
why do men have long arms? so they can reach into the sink to do the dishes!
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left one? Nothing, they've never met!
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they have machines for that now.
Two guys run into a bar. Hurriedly, one asks the bartender, "How tall are penguins?" Gesturing with his hand, the bartender says, "Oh, about this tall." The man looks at his friend and says, "I told you those were nuns that we hit."
A duck walked into a drug store to buy some condoms. The store clerk said, "Should I put it on your bill?" and the duck responded, "What do I look like, a freak?!"
90% of all statistics are made up.
what did the carpet say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: why did the skeleton burp in church? cos it didn't have the guts to fart! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 50.1006% The joke's popularity is: 4.696
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