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The Latest Jokes - Page 276
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. ''If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?'' ''I'd have to say the living one.''
The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is know as Bill Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his III, you get the following: B=66 I=73 L=76 L=76 G=71 A=65 T=84 E=69 S=83 I=1 I=1 I=1 overall = 666
what did the frog say when he was going to open a present? i want to ribbit open
I don't smoke no more. I don't smoke no less!
why is basketball such a messy sport? beciause you dribble on the floor
whats black and rubber and goes fast? a wheel
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live." Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?" God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"
There was a man from Nantucket
Who put his foot in a bucket
When asked to declare
Why it was there
He said, "Put a sock in it!"
wv motto if your not good enough for your own family your not good enough for ours
a guy walks into the bedroom, where his wife was resting, holding a glass of water and an aspirin. his wife says: I don't have a headeache?! the guy answers: that's what i wanted to hear!
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