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The Latest Jokes - Page 278
How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman!
Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card
An old farmer told his son the secret to a long life. He said, "Sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning." The young farm boy thought his father was a bit senile, but proceeded to do just that, every morning. And, sure enough, when he died, he was 93 years old. He left behind 7 children, 17 grandchildren, 28 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
people are like slinkys not really goood for anything but you cant help but smile when you see one tummbling down the steps
what does the frog say at the library?
readit!
TWO IRISH MEN WALK INTO A PUB AND START EATING THEIR PACKED LUNCHES. THE MANAGER SAYS TO THEM "YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR OWN FOOD IN HERE" SO THEY SWAP SANDWICHES
cat walks into a bar. meow.
What do nerds eat? Nerds
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