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The Latest Jokes - Page 280
what is E.T. short for?
becuase he has little legs
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out!
L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.
did you hear about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no "body" to go with.
the ultimate stupidity is to score a goal and to miss during the instant replay
A duck walks into a psychiatrist's office, and says "Cluck you!"
How did the blond break her arm raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
why did the ant fall out of the tree?
because it had a piano tied to its legs
Q. Why did the chicken cross the McDonalds.
A. To get to the other fries.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to have sex!
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