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The Latest Jokes - Page 29
yo momma is so poor they have a fundraiser in africa to raise money for her
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who? knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who? knock knock, whos there? banana, banana who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
potato
what do you call a disaster involving cats?
a cat-astrophe!
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
Why are you crying?
Two sausages are in a pan, on looks at the other and says "boy it sure is hot in here" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
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