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The Latest Jokes - Page 282
one day a man walks into a second story bar and sits down next to a man wearing a funny looking costume. anyway he orders a beer and the guy next to him starts up a conversation with him about wind currents. the man in the funny costume says, "wind currents are amazing things, i bet you i can jump out of that window, do a front flip and come back in" the other man says, "bull thats impossible". after a few more drinks the man in the costume says, "alright i'll show ya" he walks over to the window, jumps out, does a front flip and comes back in. the other man is bewildered and asks how he did it. the man in the costume says, "its all about wind currents". after a couple more beers the man says, "right i gotta try this", he walks over to the window, jumps out and falls to his death. the barman walks up to the guy in the funny costume and say, "superman your real mean when your drunk".
A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."
The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass...."
The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"
A man's Home is his castle in a manor of speaking
What goes "siss boom ba?"
A sheep exploding.
why do bee's hum?
because they don't know the words
can a shoe box no but a tin can
whats the best thing about twenty three year olds?
there's twenty of them
Dick Cheney walks into the Presidents office and says "Sir, Brazilian soldiers were killed today." Bush is very quiet for while and then he starts to cry a bit. Then Cheney asks "What is the matter, sir?" And Bush asks "How many is a Brazilian?"
"In the beginning, the universe was created, this had largely considered to have been a bad move"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm invisible! Who said that!? Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 97.7968% The joke's popularity is: 4.912
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