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The Latest Jokes - Page 283
There was a truck driver who couldn't stand lawyers. Whenever he saw one on the side of the road he would he swerve to hit the lawyer. One day he saw a preist on the side off the road so he pulled over, "Where are you headed, father" he asked.
The preist replied, "The church 5 miles up the road."
"Well, I can give you a ride." So, the preist got in and on the way they spotted a lawyer. Instinctivly the driver swerved towards him, but remembering that he had a preist in the cab he turned back missing the lawyer by inches. Although he knew he missed the lawyer he still heard a "THUD" he turned to the preist and said "I'm sorry, father, I almost hit that lawyer."
The preist replied, "Thats okay, Igot him with the door."
what kind of bank does dracula use? a bloodbank!
What happened with the purple dinsosaur went into the red sea? It got wet.
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it man!
What does a blond see when she looks at a blank sheet of paper?
Her rights.
an american an irishman an australian a priest a rabbi and a scotsman walked into a bar and the bartender said "is this some kind of joke?"
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey.
Theres a sausage and an egg in a frying pan the sausage turns to the egg and says: "Man, its hot in here" and the egg says: "Ahhh! A talking sausage".
I woke up this morning and there was a man stealing my gate.
I didn't say anything in case he took a fence.
what do you call 40 nuns in a shop? Virgin megastore
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three men are sitting at a construciton site. An Italian, a mexican and an American. The italian looks into his lunch box and says "Lasagne! If i get Lasagne again i'll jump off this building!" The mexican opens his lunch box"Enchiladas if it get enchiladas one more time i'll jump off this building!" The american opens his lunch box and says "Candy if it get candy one more time i'll jumnp off this building. The next day... The italian opens his lunch box "Lasagne! AHHHHHHHHHHH"and he falls and dies. The mexican opens his lunch box "Enchiladas AIEEEEEEEEEEE" and dies. The American opens his lunch box "Candy? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and dies. At the funeral... The three wives are sitting at the bench. The italian's wife says" If only i had know that he didn't want lasagne any more i would have made him something else." The mexican wife says" I wish that i had know he didn't like enchiladas." They look at the american wife. She says "WHat? He makes his own lunch." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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