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The Latest Jokes - Page 283
There was a truck driver who couldn't stand lawyers. Whenever he saw one on the side of the road he would he swerve to hit the lawyer. One day he saw a preist on the side off the road so he pulled over, "Where are you headed, father" he asked.
The preist replied, "The church 5 miles up the road."
"Well, I can give you a ride." So, the preist got in and on the way they spotted a lawyer. Instinctivly the driver swerved towards him, but remembering that he had a preist in the cab he turned back missing the lawyer by inches. Although he knew he missed the lawyer he still heard a "THUD" he turned to the preist and said "I'm sorry, father, I almost hit that lawyer."
The preist replied, "Thats okay, Igot him with the door."
what kind of bank does dracula use? a bloodbank!
What happened with the purple dinsosaur went into the red sea? It got wet.
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it man!
What does a blond see when she looks at a blank sheet of paper?
Her rights.
an american an irishman an australian a priest a rabbi and a scotsman walked into a bar and the bartender said "is this some kind of joke?"
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey.
Theres a sausage and an egg in a frying pan the sausage turns to the egg and says: "Man, its hot in here" and the egg says: "Ahhh! A talking sausage".
I woke up this morning and there was a man stealing my gate.
I didn't say anything in case he took a fence.
what do you call 40 nuns in a shop? Virgin megastore
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