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The Latest Jokes - Page 286
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.
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Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he could not get them back in their cages. Finally he yelled to his co-worker, "Quick, call a lawyer!" The co-worker responded, "A lawyer? Why??" The zookeeper barked back, "We need someone who speaks their language!"
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation in Tijuana.
why did the golfer where two pair of pants. just in case he got a hole in one
i wanted to be a doctor, but i didn't have the patience
mahatma ghandi, as we all know, never wore any shoes. This produced a mighty set of callouses on his feet. He was also a vegetarian and ate very little, making him very frail. This strange diet of his also caused him to suffer from terrible bad breath. You know what that makes him? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
critical exam question a/ spell missisippi without looking at how we spelt it in the question
A blond, a brunnette, and a redhead are driving in the desert. The car breaks down, so they have to walk. The brunnette, take's some water, so they don't get thirst. The red head takes some food, so they don't get hungry. The blond takes the door of the car. The other girls ask why. The blond says, because if it get hot, we can just roll down the window!
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