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The Latest Jokes - Page 287
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
I pushed it
how do you make an egg roll?
push it
Whats the difference between a bison and a buffalo? you cant wash your hands in a buffalo!
what do you call a friendly mushroom? a fun guy
my wife ran off with my best friend, and i miss him
Why does the french dog have a bump on his head? Chasing parked cars!
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Why did the cow cross the road.
To go to the moooovies
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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