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The Latest Jokes - Page 290
how do you clean a pogo stick? you spring clean it.
Whats blue and spongy?
A blue sponge
did you take a bath last night? Why, is one missing?
want to hear a dirty joke? 4 men fell into a gaint mud puddle
why did the chicken cross the road?
to spread the bird flu.
What do you call a tooth in a liter of water? 1 molar
a man is dying of thirst in the desert. He passes a stand and says "I...Need water" the shop keeper says "Very sorry sir but we only sell ties here, perhaps you would like a tie?" The man is angry so he just keeps crawling along muttering to himself. Soon, he passes another stand "Water..." he croaks "sorry sir only ties at this stall". the man curses his luck and continues crawling. Soon he sees a palace with giant fountains, pools and lots of water. he reaches the palace and begs the guard for some water. the guard turns around and says "Very sorry sir we only serve people who are wearing ties".
if you die in the elevator be sure to press up
your so stupid you think taco bell is the mexican phone copany
What do you call a cow that got hit by a motorcycle? Kawasaki.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a historian, an engineer and a statistician are duck hunting. a duck rises from the lake. the historian fires first, and shoots 10' over the duck. then the engineer shoulders the shotgun and shoots 10' under the duck. the statistician exclaimed "got him! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.041
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