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The Latest Jokes - Page 30
your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? - To get to the other tide.
You're so stupid you had to write TGIF on your shoes - toes go in first!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants
Why did the snail take off his shell? Because he was feeling a little sluggish
knock knock
who's there
sci
sci who
science
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
two guys walk into a bar which is pretty stupid, dont you think the second guy would have seen the bar.
what did the plate say to the fork??? dont worry dinner is on me
Two snowman were walking down the street, and one said "do you smell carrots?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 77.0701% The joke's popularity is: 4.196
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