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The Latest Jokes - Page 291
What did the robot say to the gas pump? Take your finger out of your ear!
Knock Knock? Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
two fonts walk into a bar, the barman says sorry we don't serve your type in here.
whats black and white and red all over?
a sunburnt penguin
what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
a nervous wreck
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is
going to get married. He says,
"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says,
"Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The redhead in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he asks with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."
I want to name my kid Void so he won't be able to cash any of his paychecks.
whats a pretzel's favorite dance? the twist!
why did the cowboy want to get a dachshund?
so it could get a long little dogey!
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