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what happened to jesus when he went to mount olive? popeye beat him up
    76.8% funny

 

why did the boy take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school
    5.3% funny

 

a carrot and a cabbage were in a race who won? the cabbage because it was a head
    20.4% funny

 

What happens if you cross an octopus with a turkey? Everyone gets a leg at christmas
    88.9% funny

 

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
    5.1% funny

 

did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field.
    39.5% funny

 

Takes one to know one!!!!
    8.4% funny

 

white men CAN jump
    12.7% funny

 

Why does the Earth spin? Because it wants to!
    23.1% funny

 

How does a bear fish? Bare hands
    84.6% funny

 

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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