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The Latest Jokes - Page 293
where does a frog keep his money? in a river bank
Why are 15 blonedes waiting outside a nightclub? They have to be 21 to get in...
a problem shared is tomorrow's gossip
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
what happened to the kid who kidnapped?
He woke up
three ducks walk into a bar and ask for a drink. while serving, the bar tender asks the first duck;
"What's your name?"
The duck replies "Huie".
The Barman goes onto ask "how was your day Huie?"
To which the duck replied, "fantastic, in and out of puddles all day. What more could a duck want?"
The barman moves ont the second duck and says "you must be Louie."
The duck replies "Why yes I am."
So, polite as can be the barman goes on to ask "and how was your day Louie?"
"well," says Louie "fantastic, in and out of puddles all day. what more could a duck want?"
So the barman goes onto the third duck and says, "you must be duie"
The duck replies, "well no actually, my name's Puddles."
What would you get if you crossed a house with a mouse? A house-mouse!
knock knock who's there? google. google what? google laughs
What's a pirates favorite letter?
RRRRRR!!!!
Whats the difference between UK petrol and US gas? The price!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 28.3117% The joke's popularity is: 4.188
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