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The Latest Jokes - Page 296
a vulture is waiting at an airline check-in desk, he has a bag next to him. The woman at the desk asks, "would you like to check your bag", the vulture replies, "no thanks, it's carrion".
knock knock,
Who's there?
Phillis
Phillis who?
fill us a glass of water!
Why did the lobster blush? because it saw the ships bottom
A man walked in and told me that he had found the perfect woman! He said, "she talks like my mother, she acts like my mother, and looks like my mother!" He said he brought her home and her father hates her
there were three boys going for a walk on the beach, and they saw a cave. one of them entered, and saw $5 on a table. he heard a voice which said "this is the ghost of auntie mabel and this $5 stays on the table." The second boy went in, and the same thing happened. the third boy went in, saw the $5 and said "this is the ghost of david crockett and this $5 goes in my pocket!"
if i told you, you have a hot body would you hold it against me
"If a Red Mage has 10,000 HP and 156 Res, then a Black Mage does a drive-by on him going approximately 10 MPH while casting a Lv.3 Dark Bolt, what is the average amount of HP the attack will drain? And how long will it take the Black Mage to make it to Taco Bell inconspicuously afterward?"
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk."
Thank god I'm an atheist
why didn`t the skeleton cross the road?He didn`t have the guts for it.
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