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The Latest Jokes - Page 297
A lady walks into a French restaurant and asks the waiter for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
what is an irish man's seven course meal? a six pack and a potato
Wash a man's clothes, and he will look good the next day. Teach a man to wash his OWN clothes, and the universe will explode.
Why did the person cross the road? Because he wanted to. HAHAHA!
What do you call the longest distance between two stationary points?
Answer: Taxi Route
what did the thousand island say to the refrigerator? close the door im dressing!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
he had NO BODY to go with!
why is it called a building when they are finished. shouldn't it be called a built?
Q:Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
A:It Was the chicken's day off.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Apparently I brag too much about Ohio. One day I told somebody, "The first man on the moon was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the Earth was from Ohio. The first man is powered flight was from Ohio." "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio, he said. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 88.7156% The joke's popularity is: 5.037
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