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The Latest Jokes - Page 298
why did the skeleton burp in church?
cos it didn't have the guts to fart!
What's green, has four legs, and kills you if it falls on you?
A billiard table.
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a bridge!"
"Whatever's come over you?!"
"Two lorries and a bus!"
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
a man walks into a doctors, and says "doctor i think i need my eyes testing", the other man says "yes you do, this is a butchers!"
Where do vampires go fishing? In the blood stream.
if you see your man running around your garden covered in blood, screaming and crying, dont panic, calm down, re-load and aim.
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
How do you know if a blond has been using a word processor? If there is white out on the screen.
How do you make seven even? You take out the S.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde is walking along a river. She sees another blonde on the other side of the river. She yells to the second blonde, "Can you tell me how to get to the other side?" The second blonde responds, "You're already on the other side!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 80.3704% The joke's popularity is: 5.033
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