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The Latest Jokes - Page 298
why did the skeleton burp in church?
cos it didn't have the guts to fart!
What's green, has four legs, and kills you if it falls on you?
A billiard table.
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a bridge!"
"Whatever's come over you?!"
"Two lorries and a bus!"
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit holee? Hot Cross Bunnies
a man walks into a doctors, and says "doctor i think i need my eyes testing", the other man says "yes you do, this is a butchers!"
Where do vampires go fishing? In the blood stream.
if you see your man running around your garden covered in blood, screaming and crying, dont panic, calm down, re-load and aim.
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
How do you know if a blond has been using a word processor? If there is white out on the screen.
How do you make seven even? You take out the S.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: my grandfather is so generous that on his death bed, he sold me his watch Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 46.6165% The joke's popularity is: 4.823
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