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The Latest Jokes - Page 299
What does google and eyes have in common? An "e".
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
what are the ants up to? antics!
what do you call a feline passed our from whiskey? a catatonic!
your so sweet, im getting diabetes!
Jesus saves, and takes half damage.
a guy died by falling down a drain. Police are calling it sewercide
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.
When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, "Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going."
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: knock knock. who's there? lettuce. lettuce who? lettuce in, it's raining! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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