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The Latest Jokes - Page 300
what up, the sky
How do you drive a blonde crazy? Put her in a round room and tell her there is a penny in the corner.
How did the baker get a shock?
He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg!
Burglars steal toilets in police station: Police have nothing to go on.
your teeth are so yellow, when you smile in the street, cars slow down.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refridgerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
economists do it with models
A baby bear asks his father, "Am I part black bear"? "No, you're not" replies his father. "Well, am I part brown bear" asks the baby bear. Again the father bear says "No, you're not. You are a pure bred polar bear. Why do you want to know?" The baby bear says " Because, I'm frickin cold."
An Illinois man left the streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Love always,Your Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
why was the rootbeer happy. because he was in a float.
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