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The Latest Jokes - Page 31
what do you call a good looking scientist? a hotalogist.
whats blue and white and swings through the trees,a fridge in a wrangler jacket
this guy went up to a concession stand and looked at the menu, after several minutes he finally said, "if its nacho cheese then who's is it?"
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Awful!
A man walks into a bar and says oww
what's the difference between an apple and an orange.....well you can't fit an elephant in a canoe!
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To avoid the traffic.
What's the movie about? Two hours.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go to the fridge!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A sailor with the tinyest head is sitting in a bar and the bartender is getting curiousor and curiousor and eventurally inquires about this condition. The sailor tells his story. "It's like this" he says. "I'm stranded on an island and I finds this bottle on the beach and gives it a rub or two and this beautiful, almost naked woman appears. She says that for setting her free, I gets three wishes. First I ask her for a million bucks. I gets it! Then I asks her to be sent back home on the mainland. I gets that too. An' then, just for fun, I asks her for a little head! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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