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The Latest Jokes - Page 31
what do you call a good looking scientist? a hotalogist.
whats blue and white and swings through the trees,a fridge in a wrangler jacket
this guy went up to a concession stand and looked at the menu, after several minutes he finally said, "if its nacho cheese then who's is it?"
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Awful!
A man walks into a bar and says oww
what's the difference between an apple and an orange.....well you can't fit an elephant in a canoe!
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To avoid the traffic.
What's the movie about? Two hours.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go to the fridge!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 50.6767% The joke's popularity is: 4.124
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