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The Latest Jokes - Page 31
what do you call a good looking scientist? a hotalogist.
whats blue and white and swings through the trees,a fridge in a wrangler jacket
this guy went up to a concession stand and looked at the menu, after several minutes he finally said, "if its nacho cheese then who's is it?"
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Awful!
A man walks into a bar and says oww
what's the difference between an apple and an orange.....well you can't fit an elephant in a canoe!
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To avoid the traffic.
What's the movie about? Two hours.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go to the fridge!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" he asks. "It's of a big rooster," she replies. "All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look." When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for Pete's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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