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The Latest Jokes - Page 301
what do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken? Drumsticks for EVERYBODY!
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
what sound does a street sweeping truck make? "broom, broom"
An Irish priest and a minister get into a serious car accident. Both luckily are unhurt. "It's a miracle," claims the minister. The Irish priest replies, "Aye it is indeed. Let us celebrate with some fine Irish whiskey!" He hands the minister a bottle and the minister gradly takes a deep swig and hands the bottle back to the priest. After a few seconds pass, the minister asks, "aren't you going to have a drink?" And the Irish priest replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."
Death can be easy. It's living that's difficult.
4 out of 3 people think math is hard.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to santa
why did the cat not climb the tree? because of the bark!
you look to sea to see what you can see, but soon you'll see, that all you can see is sea
What goes "Ha ha ha thump"? A monster laughing its head off.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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