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The Latest Jokes - Page 303
arnold schwarzenneger has a longer what than michael j. fox?
a last name! what were you thinking?
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and language.
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did mama ghost say to the papa ghost?I can see right through you!
I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, it's raining!
two fish in a tank one fish says to the other fish 'do you know how to drive it?'
Why did the guy lol? because he rofl'ed
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway. As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?" The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."
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