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The Latest Jokes - Page 306
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What does a 500 pound canary say?
Here kitty, kitty.
A kid walks into a shop and says,
"How much is a 50 cent lollipop?"
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of
Fear everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie - the latest sci-fi epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a
fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
mummy mummy can i lick the bowl?
No flush it like everyone else
What goes "tick-tick, woof-woof"?
A watchdog.
I am as straight as a rainbow
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Purple.
you are a straight as a rainbow
Why are there brail dots on drive-through ATM machines?
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