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The Latest Jokes - Page 309
what do you call a practice funeral? a reHEARSEal
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new Piano? No? Well neither has he.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
What did Pippin do when he got drunk?
He got Merry.
What did the hand say to the face?
SLAP!
My cat only likes me because I provide it with food.
It only took me one hour to do math today, i started at one o'clock and ended at 3 o'clock!
Welcome to the mental health hotline, if you have OCD, swab the number 5 with disinfectant thoroughly and then press it.
I'm against protesting, but i don't know how to show it
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? because it ran out of juice Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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