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The Latest Jokes - Page 32
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents
my house is infested with kuala bears its the cutest infestation ever
how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound.
how do you catch a unique bird? You nique up on it.
a guy walks into a bar. he hears someone say "nice shirt!" the bartender says "the peanuts are complimentary!"
your mom is so fat that she doesnt take pictures she takes posters
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was lost.
Yo mamma so fat she need a ocean to take a bath.
how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound1
Yo momma is so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "Who threw the twinkie?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A cowboy is out riding the range on his horse and gets caught by Indians, who take him back to their Indian village. When he gets there the Chief comes in and says "ok white man, we have a tradition in our tribe that you get one wish a day for 3 days, then you die. Time for your 1st wish" The cowboy says, Id like to speak wiht my horse. So the Indians bring in the horse, the cowboy whispers in his ear. The horse rides back to town and brings back a hot blonde, who goes into the tent with the cowboy and leaves 2 minutes later. The next day the cowboy again wishes to speak with his horse, he again whispers in the horses ear. The horse goes into town and brings back a hot brunette. She goes into the tent and leaves a minute later. On his third and final wish the cowboy again wishes to speak wiht his horse. The horse is brought in and the cowboy takes the horse by the riegns, looks him in the eye and yells "I said posse!!!!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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