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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents
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my house is infested with kuala bears its the cutest infestation ever
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how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound.
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how do you catch a unique bird? You nique up on it.
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a guy walks into a bar. he hears someone say "nice shirt!" the bartender says "the peanuts are complimentary!"
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your mom is so fat that she doesnt take pictures she takes posters
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was lost.
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Yo mamma so fat she need a ocean to take a bath.
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how are dogcatchers paid? by the pound1
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Yo momma is so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "Who threw the twinkie?"
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

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