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The Latest Jokes - Page 316
Hillary Clinton said her favorite movie as a little girl was 'Wizard of Oz.' Her favorite movie in college was 'Casablanca.' And then after she got married, her favorite movie was 'Kill Bill.'
I thought you were Polish, not ticklish.
John Kerry announced today that he will not run for president in 2008. Finally, a politician that listens to the American people.
Chickens cross the road, Nuns cross themselves.
how do you make a holy bartender
shoot him a couple times
Gimme a break. Ouch, my arm !
Shouldn't a hot water heater be called a cold water heater or a hot water maintainer?
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."
The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Secretary: Doctor, there's a man here who says he has to talk to you immediately, but he doesn't have an appointment. He thinks he's invisible.
Psychiatrist: Tell him I can see him now.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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