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What if the dictionary had an index?
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What did the goldfish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
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wanna hear a dirty joke? a white horse fell in the mud.
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A grasshopper walked into a bar and the bartender said, "I've got a drink named after you", and the grasshopper said, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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Whats forever? 4 blonds at a 4 way stop
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Your mom is so fat she sweats cooking oil
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What is the best way to eat a rabbit? Without any hair.
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Your mom is so fat she has her own zip code!
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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1000, 999 to do the paperwork and 1 to do it!
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why did the turtle cross the road? It's chickens day off.
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Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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