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The Latest Jokes - Page 321
"I do a great Sinatra," Tom said frankly
"Oh no! My toothpaste fell," Tom said crestfallen
"She broke my valentine in two," Tom said half-heartedly
A priest and a rabbin on a train.
The priest eats a ham sandwich and asks the rabbin: Whould you like some?
The rabbin answers: Well, no! You know, I can't eat pork...
The priest: Too bad, you don't know what you're missing!!!
They arrived to destination.
The rabbin asks the priest: Is your wife coming to get you?
The priest answers: Well no, I'm not allowed to be married...
And the rabbin: Too bad for you, you don't know what you're missing!!!
What are santa's elves called?
Subboardinate clauses
What is a man's idea of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
A blonde is walking along a river. She sees another blonde on the other side of the river. She yells to the second blonde, "Can you tell me how to get to the other side?" The second blonde responds, "You're already on the other side!"
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AND SO DO ALL OF MY THERAPISTS.
What do you get when "two ducks" cross the space time continum?
A "para-ducks"
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Pull yourself together man!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A redhead walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor,"It hurts EVERYWHERE I touch." The doctor said,"Impossible! Show Me" The redhead then proceeds to touch her arm, head, leg, etc.,and every time she wails in pain. The doctor calmly asks,"Are you a natural redhead?" The girl says,"No, I am originally blonde" The doctor replies, "Oh, then you have a broken finger!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.886
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