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The Latest Jokes - Page 323
I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
that's what she said
a guy goes to the psychiatrist and says, "People won't talk to me." The doctor says, "next."
HOW DO YOU DANCE THE REDNECK DISCO? DIS-CO HERE DIS-CO THERE DIS-CO HERE DIS-CO THERE!
A giraffe walked into a bar and said, "The highballs are on me."
Why did the wagon train stop in the middle of the road?
They had injun trouble.
Here the joke about the cookie?
It's crummy!
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