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The Latest Jokes - Page 324
Hear the joke about the vacuum cleaner?
It sucks!
plato: to do si to be;
aristoteles: to be is to do;
sinatra: do be do be do
What is a mathmaticians favorite desert ?
Pi
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. How did it go? The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
What color is a cheerleader?
Yeller
Fat penguin.
I wanted to say something that would break the ice.
it was so cold i saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant
Why is an elephany big grey and wrinkly? Because ifit was small round and white it would be an asprin
a carrot gets hit by a car and survives, his friends come to see him in the hospital. They ask the doctor if he'll be ok. The doctor say's he'll be ok but he'll be a vegtable for the rest of his life
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.104
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