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The Latest Jokes - Page 324
Hear the joke about the vacuum cleaner?
It sucks!
plato: to do si to be;
aristoteles: to be is to do;
sinatra: do be do be do
What is a mathmaticians favorite desert ?
Pi
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. How did it go? The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
What color is a cheerleader?
Yeller
Fat penguin.
I wanted to say something that would break the ice.
it was so cold i saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant
Why is an elephany big grey and wrinkly? Because ifit was small round and white it would be an asprin
a carrot gets hit by a car and survives, his friends come to see him in the hospital. They ask the doctor if he'll be ok. The doctor say's he'll be ok but he'll be a vegtable for the rest of his life
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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