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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawnmower? A grasshopper.
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knock knock Who's there? Winnie the Puh... Winnie the Puhwho?
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What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I take my dog to the laundramutt.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRENCH THAT HAS BEEN TWISTED OUT OF SHAPE BY PASSING TOO CLOSE TO A BLACK HOLE? A STAR-MANGLED SPANNER.
    33.3% funny

 

What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
    17.3% funny

 

A gentleman is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, AND DOESN'T.
    55.5% funny

 

What's the best advice you've ever gotten? It was on a bottle of aspirin. it said, "keep away from children."
    58.7% funny

 

when the blonde got her drivers license she said why did i get a F in sex?
    71.6% funny

 

I am not competitive. In fact, I am the most non-competitive person I know. So I win!
    7.7% funny

 

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