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The Latest Jokes - Page 326
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants
an englishman was rowing the thames river and lost one of his oars. he yelled over to a nearby boat containg a man and two woman. hey mate, lend me one of your oars. the man replied, them ain't no h'ores..ones me mother and ones me sister!
i spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone
i bought some powdered water but i don't know what to add
what kind of books do aliens read? Comet books
My lawn is so emo it cuts itself
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.
All the animals in Africa went to a convention except one. Which one didn't show up? The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a rum...and coke." The bartender asks him, "Why the big pause?". The bear looks down and says, "I've had 'em all my life".
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: How do you get an elephant in a subway? Take the S out of SUB and the F out of WAY... there is no F IN WAY Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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