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The Latest Jokes - Page 327
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
The gay and lesbian network, Logo lauches podcasts. Soon your ipod will marry your blackberry.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Wet!
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits
Never appeal to a man's better nature. He may not have one.
This sad little lizard told me that be was a brontosaurus on his mother's side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Knock, knock. Who is there ? Atch. Atch who ? Bless you ! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 78.2918% The joke's popularity is: 4.926
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