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The Latest Jokes - Page 328
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Certainly the game is rigged.
Don't let that stop you;
if you don't bet, you can't win.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 85.2273% The joke's popularity is: 1.944
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