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The Latest Jokes - Page 329
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of-but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
why did the boy cross the playground? to get to the other slide
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
how do you git piccachu on a bus? you pokemon
How may philosiphers does it take to put in a light bulb? None, for it has to first be determined, is the bulb truly broken?
A soldier had lost his bayonet and whittled one from wood so he could stand inspection. He was hoping not to be discovered until the regiment had gone into battle where he could pick up one from a dead soldier. At an inspection, an officer asked to see his bayonet. The soldier stated " Sir, I promised my father I would never unsheathe my bayonet unless I intended to kill with it." The Officer insisted he hand over the bayonet. Taking it out, the Soldier looked skyward and declared " May the Lord change this bayonet to wood for breaking my vow."
why do most polish peoples names end in ski. because they cant spell tobogan, hell i cant spell it either.
I will not submit to evil... unless she's cute.
We put the "FU" in "Fun"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: An antique-store owner is carrying a grandfather clock out the front door to display on the sidewalk. A drunk hobo comes along and bumps into him making him drop the clock on the sidewalk. The store owner yells, "Hey! Why don't you look where you're going?!" The drunk replies, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everyone else!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 60.6557% The joke's popularity is: 1.785
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